me in bath

*wild desire to sing rolling in the deep*
me: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP YOU HAD MY HEART INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OF YOUR HANDS, BUT YOU PLAYED IT TO THE BEEEEAT
*wild desire to sing firework*
me: CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREWOOOOOOOOOORK COME ON SHOW 'EM WHAAAAAAAAT YOU'RE WOOOOOORTH MAKE 'EM GO AH AH AH AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY-Y-YYYYYY
*wild desire to sing starships*
me: STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYY CAN'T STOP CUZ WE'RE SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIMEE OOOOO
*wild desire to sing someone like you*
me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*pretends that the water are tears*
me: I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TWOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T FORGET ME I BEG I REMEMBER YOU SAID SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE, BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
*wild desire to sing domino*
me: ROOOOOCK MYYYY WORLD INTO THE SUNLIGHHTTTT MAKE THIS DREAM THE BEST I'VE EVER KNOW DIIIIIIIIIRTY DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT TAKE ME DOWN LIKE I'M A DOMINOOOOOOOO
*wild desire to sing get it right*
me: SO I'LL THROW UP MY FIST, THROW A PUNCH IN THE AAAAAAIR AND ACCEPT THE TRUTH THAT SOMETIMES LIFE ISN'T FAAAAAAIR, YEAH I'LL SEND DOWN A WISH, YEAH I'LL SEND DOWN A PRAAAAAAAAYER, AND FINALLY, SOMEONE WILL SEE, HOW MUCH I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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